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I Want Some Plastic Surgery For Christmas 
By: Robert Lund f/ Chelsi Stahr
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Rank this week: 33 (↑14)
Duration: 2:00 
Release Date: 2003  ( 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Produced By: Robert Lund ( 
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Licensing: CC 
  • "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero)" (original version) was done by Gayla Peevey. (czwrefsteven)
  • Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" (
  • Song Lyrics:
    I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
    Only major silicone will do
    So don't go and preach
    That inner-beauty speech
    I want some golden bozos that will stun you at the beach

    It's augmentation surgery for Christmas
    Some nip-and-tuckin' liposuction too
    You're not so refined
    To claim that love is blind
    You'll keep your eyes wide open when I'm J.Lo from behind

    I can see you now on Christmas morning
    Gasping hard for air
    You'll be thankin' Santa Claus
    Once you've taken off the gauze
    To find a South Beach Barbie standing there

    I've no more desires
    For pads and lifts and wires
    My body is a temple so I need some taller spires

    I'm not requesting tons
    Of alterati-ons
    Just give me a body that's like Pamela Anderson's

    I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
    Some 37-Double-D's and then
    A rhytidectomy
    And a rhinoplasty
    You'll slide up next to me
    Sayin', "Man, those boys're nasty!"

    And man, the nasty boys'll love me, too!
    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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