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8:26
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Release Date:
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3/23/2013
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CC (DJ Particle)
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| Parody of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf (DJ Particle) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Well, I got me this fancy thing
Down at the Wal-Mart yesterday.
You use it in the car
To help ya figger out where to go.
It's got a suction cup,
So I stuck it on my windshield.
I entered in an address,
And then I turned down my radio.
And then I heard that voice tell me where to go.
It was smooth and sexy -- set my heart aglow.
It was the sexiest voice I ever heard in my life.
Sexiest voice I ever heard in my life.
(GPS)
In one-half-of-a-mile, turn right.
In one-half-of-a-mile, turn right.
You might think I'm crazy, but I gotta confess ...
I can hear paradise in my GPS!
Ain't no doubt about it
She's got a pretty face.
But I can't get her out of
That little ol' plastic case.
Ain't no doubt about it
I ain't gonna drive without it
But I wish that I could mash a button and see her face.
'Cause I can't get her out of
That little ol' plastic case.
I wanna hear everything she says
So I turned off the radio.
I don't wanna miss a thing
From my sweetie pie honey bun.
And I gotta let ya know
I can tell she ain't from around here.
I don't know how she knows where to turn
But I don't give a dern
It just don't scare me none!
And once again she told me where to go.
She was pretty smart, she was no bimbo.
She had the sexiest voice I ever heard in my life.
Sexiest voice I ever heard in my life.
(GPS)
Please proceed to the highlighted route.
Please proceed to the highlighted route.
You might think I'm crazy, but I gotta confess ...
I can hear paradise in my GPS!
Oh, I bet that she's wearing a sexy dress ...
Paradise in my GPS!
She really turns me on,
And she tells me what to do with grace.
Ain't no doubt about it
She's got a pretty face.
But I can't get her out of
That little ol' plastic case.
We're gonna drive everywhere tonight,
We're gonna drive everywhere tonight, tonight.
We're gonna drive everywhere tonight,
We're gonna drive everywhere tonight, tonight.
(GPS)
In one-half mile, turn right on Bumpy Road.
You are now approaching Bumpy Road.
Turn right now.
Thank you.
When we arrive at the hotel, can you plug me in and charge me up?
Please turn right, and then merge left onto Interstate 85.
Please proceed on Interstate 85 for the next 127 miles.
(Driver mumbling ...)
(GPS)
Recalculating ... recalculating ...
Recalculating ... recalculating ...
Recalculating ... recalculating ...
Stop right now!
Turn around right now!
Before we go any further
Turn around now.
Take your foot off the pedal.
Turn around now.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Turn this car around, you stupid man.
To get where you are going you must follow my plan.
Turn around now.
Take your foot off the pedal.
Turn around right now,
And pay attention to me.
You are acting like a typical man.
I would like to hit you in the head with a frying pan.
Turn around right now!
Before we go any further,
Make a U-turn!
Before we go any further.
(Driver)
Let me go this way,
Baby, baby let me go this way.
I gotta go right now,
And there's a McDonald's at this exit.
Let me go this way,
Baby, baby let me go this way.
I gotta go right now,
And there's a McDonald's at this exit.
Let me go this way,
Baby, baby let me go this way.
I gotta go right now,
And there's a McDonald's "rat cheer" at this exit, OK?
(GPS)
Turn around right now!
Do you hear me?
Can you follow directions?
Are you brain dead?
Can you listen to me?
Will you make a U-turn as quick as you can?
Follow my directions and be a good man!
Turn around right now!
Before you go any further
Turn around now!
This trip is taking forever!
(Driver)
Let me go this way,
Baby, baby let me go this way.
I'll find a bathroom,
And then I'll follow your directions!
Let me go this way,
Baby, baby let me go this way.
My bladder's full, and
I take prostrate medications.
I gotta go right now!
Shut your mouth!
I'm tired of your objections.
(GPS)
Recalculating ... recalculating ...
Recalculating ... recalculating ...
Recalculating ... recalculating ...
(Driver)
I couldn't take it any more
I was goin' crazy
So I pulled off the road
And rolled the window down.
It was time for that woman to be drowned,
So I throwed that thing in the ditch!
That's right -- I throwed that thing in the ditch!
So now I'm driving 'round with folding maps
To figger out which way to go.
'Cause if I had to hear that woman any more
I think all my fuses would blow!
She was really sexy and really smart,
But, hey -- I bought her on-sale at Wal-Mart!
So I'm driving 'round with folding maps --
That's what I gotta do!
I'm driving 'round with folding maps,
My time with the GPS is through! (knowtalentagency) |
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Current Rating
8.0
(1 vote)
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| Played on 10 shows: |
 | 09-02-18, #OTR-4-35 | | 04-11-13, #ISGD-13-15 |
| 11-05-13, #MMS-178 | | 04-05-13, #MMDT20_13-14 |
 | 06-15-13, #13-24 | | 04-02-13, #BWR-13-04-02 |
| 04-19-13, #MMDT20_13-16 | | 03-30-13, #AOTA-130330 |
| 04-12-13, #MMDT20_13-15 | | 03-29-13, #MMDT20_13/13 |
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