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Happy Christmas (Couch Potato) 
By: Max DeGroot
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Duration: 3:23 
Release Date: 11/26/2012 
Lyrics By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Music By: John Lennon (Max DeGroot) 
Produced By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Released By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Published By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Licensing: CC (Max DeGroot) 
Song Lyrics:
And so, this is Christmas
And what have you done?
You haven't done nothin'
You fat lazy bum

The tree isn't up yet
The lights are not strung
The wreath's in the attic
The stockings aren't hung

A very boring Christmas
And a stupid New Year
While you eat your nachos
And you drink your beer

Your wife became angry
She yelled in your ear
You had to "out-Christmas"
The neighbors this year

And yet you continued
To procrastinate
You watched all that football
And more pizza you ate

Why are you still sitting
On your big derierre?
I hope that chair's comfy
'Cause you're sleeping there

It's college bowl season
No matter what's on
Insight Bowl to Rose Bowl
You'll watch every one

So slothful this Christmas
No bells will you ring
'Cause the NFL Playoffs
Are now in full swing

A very cold Christmas
And one quite severe
Is what you'll get in the doghouse
If you don't move that rear

Move your keester
Move it, Meester
Move your keester
(Max DeGroot)
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