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Rank this week: 40 (↑10)
Duration: 4:47 
Release Date: 11/21/2011  (A-Log) 
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  • Steve Goodie: drums (Captain Wayne)
  • Kyle Thorne: vocals, guitars, bass (Captain Wayne)
  • Jace McLain: vocals, keyboards, accordion (Captain Wayne)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Mickey Mouse came home after a workday all alone, oh yeah
    He walked into his house and hoped to kiss his Minnie Mouse, oh yeah
    But then he saw his wife and screamed,
    "Are you f***ing crazy, Minnie? Why do this to me?"
    And she corrected, "f***ing Goofy, can't you see?"

    That was the day that Mickey Mouse snapped
    Putting everyone he knew into a Mickey Mouse trap
    No more Mr. Nice Mouse, now he's in to see some tears
    With the steam from his steamboat shooting out of his ears
    Chugging down some whiskey that he got at the pub
    Now come into his clubhouse and prepare to be clubbed

    Mickey drank some wine and traveled to a distant mine, oh yeah
    The seven dwarfs were there working with their love and care, oh yeah
    Their happiness had left him irked
    He took grenades out of his vest and then he threw them with a smirk
    And yes, he even whistled while he worked

    It was the day of Mickey's assaults
    Now they're just a memory locked inside of Walt Disney's vault
    Spilling oil in the ocean so the Little Mermaid died
    Then he went and killed Aladdin on a smothered carpet ride
    Just like his victims, Mickey's heart was torn apart
    Now he'll come into your kingdom and he'll tear out your heart

    A calm, peaceful night... Cinderella's at the ball
    Happily dancing with Prince Charming, fine and tall
    And Mickey thought for a moment as he witnessed this true love
    Then he recalled his wife's goof and looked down at his bloody gloves
    Then he tore off her glass slippers, held the shards inside his fists
    As he laughed he jammed them right into her neck and through her wrists
    Then he ripped the wings off Tinkerbell to keep as souvenirs
    And then he built a cross and crucified Dumbo by his ears

    Sleeping Beauty laid inside her bed for many days, oh yeah
    Mickey grabbed a flask full of carbon monoxide gas, oh yeah
    He put a gas mask on his head
    Pumped the gas into her room, directly at her bed
    Then he bent down and confirmed that she was dead

    Bye bye, Mickey. It's time to run away
    Better hope the Disney cops don't find you today
    Better pack a toothbrush, run and sail afloat
    Just saw Pinocchio and use the wood to fuel your boat
    (Captain Wayne)
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