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Duration: 3:26 
Release Date: 5/27/2011  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Cramps Like This (co-written with Andrea Henry)

    Yesterday at breakfast, I got some eggs
    They were smothered in American cheese
    At lunch we dined on Mexican gourmet, yeah gooey fried cuisine

    Sprung from my belt on highway 9
    Chalupa ingested, I been eatin’ way over the line. Oh
    Dinner’s Chinese buffet was just a snack
    It’s a grease trap, I shouldn’t have had that frappe
    Man, something wicked this way comes
    Because with cramps like this, babe I’m gonna get the runs

    Oh girl, I feel it

    Bathroom let me in, I thought food was my friend
    Now I got gastric pains and visions
    Just wrap my legs around this porcelain rim
    God please help my small intestine!

    If I could only end this crap,
    I just heard a pop! Sweat pourin’ off of my back
    God, the odor in the bathroom is dire!
    And, baby I’m just a scared toilet writer
    You don’t wanna know how it feels
    I know that chili wasn’t mild
    But I don’t believe in missing meals

    Somebody help me!

    (a short series of indecipherable grunts)

    Rushed to the ER palace, many hours blown
    Nurse screams for my insurance card
    My groans draw stares, as she comes nearer
    And boy my stomach is rock-hard!

    The inducement starts in my deepest parts
    I’m befuddled, out of reach, in a mist
    Gonna try, once I’m mended, to start eatin’ right
    If I ever get through this

    HA! WANT TO EAT MORE!

    Doctors and nurses spray air freshener in a last-ditch flowered try
    Everybody’s out on the run, smells so bad, there’s no safe place to hide
    It’s never ending, I’ll fight with the gas
    Until the doctors can get my ass under control. Oh

    Someday soon, like tonight at 10, at that Indian place
    Where we really want to go, I know I’ll eat a ton
    But till then cramps won’t quit
    Baby, now I got the runs

    Uh, Oh! Uh, Oh! (minor accidents)
    (ricloose)
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