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Duration: 2:47 
Release Date: 11/25/2010  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Soundclick Chart: Number 6 in Comedy, Number 2 in Parody (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of The First Noel (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    This Winter Hell,
    Streets frozen all day
    While certain dumb bastards are causing lengthy delays
    Crashing noises made while breaking their jeeps
    It's a darn snowy night, so the traffic will creep
    Cold hell, cold hell, cold hell, cold hell
    Off work tomorrow so guess all is well

    When I got home,
    I had lost my power
    so the heat had went out, I took a cold shower
    And so my house,
    it was quite a fright
    Though I had lots of covers I still got frost bite
    Cold hell, cold hell, cold hell, cold hell
    Let it snow to me as a song wont sell

    And by the morn of the next day my car
    Wouldn't start 'cause the anti-freeze leaked-how bizarre
    I need some milk
    and that was my intent
    Now I can't go nowhere 'til a warm front is sent
    Cold hell, cold hell, cold hell, cold hell
    Wish I lived in the tropics-this I yell
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    Played on 1 show:
    12-17-10, #MMDT20_10-51
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