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Rank this week: 28 (↑14)
Duration: 1:51 
Release Date: 1976 
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  • Parody of "Pinball Wizard" by Elton John (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Since I was a young twerp
    I played with a gumball
    From Tokyo down to Safeway
    I must've ate 'em all
    But I've never seen nothing like him
    In any shopping mall
    You know that particular psyched out bad kid
    He ate all the damn gumballs

    Well, he stands there like a mannequin
    With his fist against the machine
    And he wraps a towel around it
    He always breaks it clean
    He gets every single gumball
    And I've never seen him fall
    That particular psyched out bad kid
    He ate all the damn gumballs

    Well, he's a gumball wizard
    There's got to be a twist
    That gumball wizard's got
    Such an iron fist
    Well how does he eat all those gumballs?
    I don't know!
    I don't see why he doesn't choke

    Well, he never uses pennies
    And he doesn't turn the knob
    But he gets all those gumballs
    Chews 'em all up in one wad
    And each day he drinks a gallon
    Of Pepto-Bismol
    Yeah, that particular psyched out bad kid
    He ate all the damn gumballs

    You know I thought I was
    The gum machine king
    But I just handed my
    Gumball wrappers to him
    To him
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    Current Rating 7.5 (2 votes)
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