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Duration: 3:49 
Release Date: 6/15/2010  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift (weirdojace)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You’re out to eat with your girlfriend, you’re upset
    A small salad and a water’s all she gets
    Then she says she’s fat and pukes in the bathroom
    I’m on the road on a typical weekday night
    I’m hittin all of the buffets in town that you like
    But she’ll never let you go there like I do

    She wears short skirts, I break T-shirts
    She’s on a diet and I’m in the freezer
    Scarfin’ down a cake, hoping one day you’ll find that what you’re looking for
    Has been me the whole time

    If you could see that I’m the one who wants to date you
    Promise that I’d clean up all my plate, you see
    Food belongs in me, food belongs in me…

    She’s on the street wearing belts with skinny jeans
    While my pants are all bursting at the seams
    When I see a school bus I think to myself, “hey is that a twinkie? ”
    And while I admit I’m not smart as you may like
    I can’t do math because it makes me think of pi
    But I can tell you that your girlfriend’s so wrong
    She doesn’t even save her grocery coupons

    She eats rice cakes, I eat Jell-O
    She’s your cupcake but I’ll be your ho-ho
    Hope you’re not creeped out, but those love notes you found with chocolate fingerprints
    Were from me the whole time

    If you could see that I’m the one who wants to date you
    Promise that I’d clean up all my plate, you see
    Food belongs in me

    At prom I can’t wear dresses with a price tag
    Hope you’re fine with me wearing a tent bag, see
    Food belongs in me, food belongs in me…

    Oh, I can see us drive home from waffle house in the middle of the night
    And I can’t get through the door, you can help me grease my sides
    You’ve got a pretty face, won’t you come in for a while
    I’ll replace the pizza place with your number on speed dial

    Can’t you see that I wish I was in the picture
    Though my footsteps show up on the Richter, see
    Food belongs in me…

    We could share the whole entire menu
    Till our scales both say “to be continued”
    See, food belongs in me, food belongs in me…
    Food belongs in me
    It’s apparent that just maybe food belongs in me
    Food belongs in me.
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