The New Adventures of Old Christine  By: David Tanny

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Duration:	5:12
Release Date:	3/13/2010  (davidtanny)
Lyrics By:	David Tanny (davidtanny)
Music By:	David Tanny (davidtanny)
Produced By:	David Tanny (davidtanny)
Released By:	David Tanny (davidtanny)
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Licensing:	CC
Keywords:	CBS, CHRISTINE, COMEDY, DREYFUS, JULIA, LOUIS, SITCOM

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Song ranked as high as #5 on Soundclick Comedy chart and #2 on Soundclick General Comedy chart as of the 3/16/10 survey date. It is Tanny's highest charting song on Soundclick to date. (davidtanny)

This is a style parody of the Men Without Hats song "The Safety Dance". It's closer to being a lyrical parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The Brady Bunch" than "Safety Dance." (davidtanny)

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Originals (2000-2012) | David Tanny (davidtanny)

Song Lyrics:

The New Adventures of Old Christine by Men Without Pants (David Tanny) I don't care to watch Lost I don't like Desperate Housewives And Grey's Anatomy is not for me It's a waste of my life I don't care to watch Castle or 9 0 2 1 0 Melrose Place is a waste of space Let's all say no... To boring...TV! I don't care to watch House I am bored with CSI American Idol is very dull Makes me wanna die. Can't watch Ugly Betty I'm too depressed for Glee and I am so sicka Hannah Montana What bad TV! Can't watch Private Practice Sick of Law and Order I think 24 is such a bore So is Survivor Can't watch dem Bones I don't like Gossip Girl Dancing With The Stars don't get very far It makes me hurl! Oh my god, oh my god, Look what's coming on! This is cool! This is good! Gonna have some fun! It's so funny! It's so silly! It's the show for me! Turn it on! Turn it on! I just have to see... The New Adventures of Old Christine (4x) It's the story of a lovely lady who got divorced from a man He went and dated a new Christine Do you understand? Christine later got married to another funny lady, The four were living in harmony It's so crazy. All the folks, all the friends, Think that she's insane But she's still, so cute, My interest doesn't wane. It's so funny, I knew, someone had a hunch It's the funniest, sitcom, Since The Brady Bunch. The New Adventures of Old Christine Is it the Old Adventures of New Christine? NO! The NEW Adventures of OLD Christine Let's Just call it... Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine Just Old Christine (davidtanny)

Available on the following albums:
10th Anniversary Collection Volume 1: Originals	10th Anniversary Collection Volume 1: Originals Revision 1	Originals (2000-2012) Deluxe Edition
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Played on 5 shows:
	10-30-10, #MMCZ-10-45		05-22-10, #ISGD-10-20
	07-01-10, #MMCZ-10-27		03-14-10, #MMCZ-10-11
	05-23-10, #MMCZ-10-21
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