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Song Details
Duration: 0:44 
Release Date: 2002  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bill Hicks (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Jeff Rougvie/Mary Reese Hicks (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Rykodisc (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: ©Arizona Bay Production Company (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing:
Keywords: DICK JOKES, PURITANICAL HYPOCRISY, SARCASM 
Reviews:
Facts:
  • When Bill was expounding on this or that and it was all buzzing over his audience's head, he would often get a bit frustrated and this short bit proclaiming "dick jokes are on the way" was often his reaction. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    There are dick jokes on the way, ladies and gentlemen. Please relax. Feelin' a little tension in the room here. "He hasn't told any dick jokes. Doesn't he know he's in America? Doesn't he know about our Puritanical self-hatred of our own body and its desires; the only way we can find relief is through the medium of penis material?"

    Yeah, I'm totally aware of where I am. Don't worry. The dick jokes are on their way. Here's the deal, ladies and gentlemen. I editorialize for forty minutes- the last ten minutes we pull our chutes and float down to Dick Joke Island together. 'Kay? And we will rest our weary heads against the big, thick veined trunks of dick jokes while we sit in our big, cushiony bean bag scrotum chairs and giggle away the dawn like any good American comedy club audience.
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 8.8 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    06-08-13, #MMS-162
    = Show you can listen to online
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "Satiating the American Comedy Audience"
     
     
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  02-04-10 06:56 PM  -  14 years ago
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    Technically, there's no genuine profanity in this. Many of the more questionable words in this bit have, in recent years, quietly come off the big list of words you can't say on telev...well, basic cable, anyway.

    Nope. No big, thick veined trunks of profanity here.

    The big question is- where exactly is Dick Joke Island? I've been playing Sid Meier's Pirates again recently and I can't find it anywhere. Maybe it's near Tittie Twister Reef or Asphalt Aardvark Atoll.
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