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Song Details
Duration: 1:33 
Release Date: 2002  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bill Hicks (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Jeff Rougvie/Mary Reese Hicks (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Rykodisc (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: ©Arizona Bay Production Company (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: CARS, NON-SMOKERS, VICES 
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Facts:
  • Bill's shows would often start with a rant against non-smokers and/or the hypocrisy of drinking vs. smoking and 'trading off vices'. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Howya doin' tonight? ...interpreter? I'm doin' pretty good, ah, I've been on the road doin' comedy now for ten years, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plow through this s**t one more time.

    Teasin'- it's magic every show. Now a lot of you non-smokers are drinkers. I'm a non-drinker and a smoker; now to me we're trading off vices. That seems fair to me. (pauses and waits for a reaction- gets one...) Not to you, does it? (fake cough) "We don't care whether you drink; why should our lives be threatened by your nasty habit?" Yeah, but you know what? I can't kill anybody in a car 'cause I'm smokin' a cigarette, okay? And I've tried. Turn off all the lights; rush 'em- they always see the glow. "Man, there's a big firefly headin' this way." "s**t, it's knockin' over shrubs! Goddamn, it just hit a mailbox!" And you're goin', "Bill, who are you tryin' to kill in your car?" That's another story entirely.
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 8.6 (1 vote)
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