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Duration: 2:58 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1992 
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  • Another song that Dr. Demento played only once. It's only real flaw is that the 'accordion' (read: guy with the Casio) can't quite keep up with the singer. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (woman singing with French accent)

    Give me a hickey
    Dear old St. Nicky
    I'll make you feel young again
    Just give me your tongue again...

    Let's have a French kind of Christmas
    The kind we Parisians all do
    It's just what you think
    It starts with a wink
    and ends with your bells turning blue

    Let's have a French kind of Christmas
    with all of the romance and charm
    I'll put on my sexiest underwear
    and braid the hair under my arms

    (giggle)
    We'll drink a little nog
    and make love by the tree
    Just you and me
    ...and maybe Henri

    French people are kind
    and we want to share a French Kiss-mas

    We'll drink some champagne
    and welcome your lovely mom
    We'll curl by the fire
    for a Yuletide ménage-à-trois

    French people are kind
    and we want to share a French Kiss-mas

    Ah, St. Nick, won't you kiss me again
    in that special way
    Parlez vous Français....

    The world outside is covered with snow
    The stockings are hung
    like Inspector Clouseau!

    French people are kind
    and we want to share a French Kiss-mas

    Everybody...
    Let's have a French kind of Christmas
    The kind we Parisians all do
    It's just what you think
    It starts with a wink
    and ends with your bells turning blue

    Let's have a French kind of Christmas
    with all of the romance and charm
    I'll put on my sexiest underwear
    and braid the hair under my arms

    You put on my sexiest underwear
    and braid the hair under my arms
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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