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Duration: 3:14 
Release Date: 1976  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Song Lyrics:
    If you're walking down the street
    And a tough-looking character you meet
    Who would like your legal tender
    Or a sampling of your gender
    Don't scream or run away
    Or else he just might say
    You're anti-social

    These are the rules of etiquette
    From Texas to Connecticut
    Jut follow them and you'll go far
    You'll be socially appealing
    As long as you're not revealing
    The kind of person that you know you are

    You're just an unkempt, unpolished, uncoordinated,
    Awkward, vulgar, rude, and uncultivated,
    Ill-bred, tactless, coarse, and discourteous
    Boring, insensitive jerk

    They'll say you're garish, barbaric,
    Crass and outlandish
    Being uncouth is your job
    You're just an inveterate
    Communist degenerate
    First class American slob

    If in high society you're a beginner
    And you're going to a formal dinner
    Here's a rule you can't forget
    When they serve the crêpe Suzette
    It isn't very cool
    To eat with your entrenching tool

    These are the rules of etiquette
    From Texas to Connecticut
    Good taste is here to stay
    So be careful what you wear
    And the way you comb your hair
    Or else everyone is gonna say

    That you're just an unkempt, unpolished, uncoordinated,
    Awkward, vulgar, rude, and uncultivated,
    Ill-bred, tactless, coarse, and discourteous,
    Boring, insensitive jerk

    They'll say you're garish, barbaric
    Crass and outlandish
    Being uncouth is your job
    You're just an inveterate
    Communist degenerate
    First class American slob

    [burp] 'scuse me

    They'll say you're garish, barbaric,
    Crass and outlandish.
    Being uncouth is your job
    You're just an inveterate,
    Communist degenerate,
    First class American slob
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 6.9 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    01-19-19, #KMCC 13-1102-19-78, #KMET-78-08
    07-04-14, #ISGD-14-37
    = Show you can listen to online
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