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Flatulent Baby 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:29 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1993  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC (M_Robertcop) 
  • Background vocals: Susan Adriani (M_Robertcop)
  • Parody of "Jinglin Baby" by L.L. Cool J (M_Robertcop)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I call you every day, we go out every night
    I hope we'll be together for the rest of our lives
    People spread gossip, just jealous I guess
    Because the smell that you give off makes 'em choke to death
    You eat baked beans and you've never been full
    But you pour 'em down your mouth by the bucket full
    Check out the way the bed sheets rise and fall
    The strong gasses make cracks in the wall
    I didn't hear it but I smell it please turn on the fan
    And before you leave please flush the can
    Odorous emissions are the iceberg's tip
    If you feel it buildin' up then just let it rip
    But then oh no, I'll get the gas mask
    I tried to fumigate but it's an impossible task
    I've gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it's done
    Now, go ahead and cut another one

    I'm flatulent baby
    Go ahead baby

    You rip 'em and cut 'em like you're only made of gas
    A crowded movie theatre will empty out fast
    Taxi driver didn't let you get very far
    Took a little whiff, get out my car!
    I'm accostomed, but the rest of you
    If the aroma's too much then I'll tell you what to do
    Stand back, get as far away as you can
    Or you'll be hit with a smell that can level the land
    Baby's got back with a serious attack
    That affects me just like an aphrodesiac
    It's real bad, you'd better check your dirty drawers
    And the sound mistaken for a herd of wild boars
    I don't mind that my eyes are bloodshot
    I'm prepared, so give it all you got
    Forget other body functions, this one's a trip
    Yo baby, bend over and let it rip

    When you first walked in you were beautiful no doubt
    But that smell that came with you nearly knocked me out
    I tried to hold my breatch, I nearly choked to death
    Strugglin' for air, I had to call the EMS
    How you gonna stay alive while you're inside and elevator
    I can't believe it, the gasses can't be fumigated
    We go swimmin', I'm in a lot of trouble
    It could be a hot tub 'cause there's so many bubbles
    You go have fun I'm taking a vacation
    'Cause you've got the ultimate in constipation
    Girl yo, I love you but you smell bad
    And it drives me nuts
    Knockin' over houses while the owners run
    Man watchin' you fart is my main source of fun
    I've gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it's done
    Now, go ahead and cut another one

    I can't believe you tried to breathe the same air as me
    The fumes'll put a strain on your olfactory
    Bad breath and body odor is what you're about
    Every hole in your body has a stench coming out
    I hold my nose when you approach I suppose
    That you ruined your clothes and can't breathe through your nose
    Hold it in, you can't but you tried
    I can't help if you smell like somebody died
    People avoid you like you had the plague
    My brother took a deep breath, that was a big mistake
    Barnum wanted you as a side show freak
    I'm gonna give you a cork to plug up the gas leak
    You know I love you baby and you know I don't care
    That you constantly smell like you burn your hair
    When you pass by and you pass your end
    They say that limburger woman walked by again
    So take a step back give me some room to breathe
    You smell as if you got some kind of fatal disease
    Other men said they loved you but the smell made them liars
    Now go ahead and fart all your little heart desires
    Current Rating 7.5 (1 vote)
    Played on 2 shows:
    09-27-12, #MMP-1904-08-06, #ROTP_085
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