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Duration:
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2:59
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Release Date:
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1979 (skipwool)
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Lyrics By:
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Words: Skip Woolwine Music: Van Morrison (skipwool)
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Music By:
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Words: Skip Woolwine Music: Van Morrison (skipwool)
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Produced By:
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Skip Woolwine (skipwool)
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Released By:
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unreleased-Aired with permission (skipwool)
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| Facts: |
| The female vocal is Chris Woolwine Bettis, Skip's sister. (skipwool) |
| In a friend's 4-track studio, Woolwine played/overdubbed all instruments and vocals. (skipwool) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
(Announcer)
And now, live from the Waste Cathedral in Dacron, Ohio (home of food, fun, and dancing), Gonna-Get-Your-Money-Now Productions presents for your healing pleasure: the right Reverend Ernest!
(Ernest)
Yeah! You foul denominations in those wallets, come OUT!
I come on your tv
Just about midnight
Give me half a chance
And I'll heal everything in sight
Cancer patients, listen to me
Put your hands on the color tv
Feel the x-rays, and from me
Get your very own home chemotherapy
And the name is
E-R-N-E-S...
E-R-N-E-S-T
(Ernest)
E-R-N-E-S-T
(Ernest)
I'm gonna save your soul
For a nominal fee
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now, ladies and gentlement, our first contestant here at the beautiful Waste Cathedral in Dacron, Ohio. Ma'am, what's ailing you?
"Well, I've had one of those female operations, but I believe He wants me to have babies again."
Looks like a laying on of hands is in order here.
"Oh, that's cold." Ooh, yes, but feel the power. Now, sister, repeat after me: 'Baby'.
"Ba-uh.." Baby. "Ba-" The Father. "The Father." The Son. "The Son." MasterCharge. "Ah, well, um, Harvey's got the MasterCharge, but I've got a Visa." That's fine, sister. Now sign here, and here's your tax-deductible receipt.
"Thanks. And I just wanna sa--"
And my name is
E-R-N-E-S...
E-R-N-E-S-T
(Ernest)
E-R-N-E-S-T
(Ernest)
I'm the best one-man show
(Ernest)
That you'll ever see
(Ernest)
Yeah! Come out! Come OUT!
Say, 'Baby'. (Backwoods) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(1 vote)
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| Played on 17 shows: |
 | 08-24-19, #AOTA-190824 | | 07-07-85, #KMET-85-27 |
| 02-25-17, #AOTA-170225 | | 07-18-82, #82-29 |
 | 06-06-15, #15-23 | | 04-18-82, #82-16 |
| 01-28-12, #AOTA-120128 | | 01-24-82, #82-04 |
| 02-11-07, #MMS-65 | | 10-19-80, #KMET-08-42 |
| 08-03-97, #97-31 | | 09-21-80, #80-38 |
| 08-22-93, #93-34 | | 04-06-80, #80-14 |
| 10-04-92, #92-40 | | 09-09-79, #79-36 |
| 09-16-90, #90-37 | | |
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under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
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