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Rank this week: 40 (↑10)
Duration: 2:59 
Release Date: 1979  (skipwool) 
Lyrics By: Words: Skip Woolwine Music: Van Morrison (skipwool) 
Music By: Words: Skip Woolwine Music: Van Morrison (skipwool) 
Produced By: Skip Woolwine (skipwool) 
Released By: unreleased-Aired with permission (skipwool) 
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  • The female vocal is Chris Woolwine Bettis, Skip's sister. (skipwool)
  • In a friend's 4-track studio, Woolwine played/overdubbed all instruments and vocals. (skipwool)
  • Song Lyrics:

    And now, live from the Waste Cathedral in Dacron, Ohio (home of food, fun, and dancing), Gonna-Get-Your-Money-Now Productions presents for your healing pleasure: the right Reverend Ernest!


    Yeah! You foul denominations in those wallets, come OUT!

    I come on your tv
    Just about midnight
    Give me half a chance
    And I'll heal everything in sight

    Cancer patients, listen to me
    Put your hands on the color tv
    Feel the x-rays, and from me
    Get your very own home chemotherapy

    And the name is
    I'm gonna save your soul
    For a nominal fee
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

    And now, ladies and gentlement, our first contestant here at the beautiful Waste Cathedral in Dacron, Ohio. Ma'am, what's ailing you?

    "Well, I've had one of those female operations, but I believe He wants me to have babies again."

    Looks like a laying on of hands is in order here.

    "Oh, that's cold." Ooh, yes, but feel the power. Now, sister, repeat after me: 'Baby'.

    "Ba-uh.." Baby. "Ba-" The Father. "The Father." The Son. "The Son." MasterCharge. "Ah, well, um, Harvey's got the MasterCharge, but I've got a Visa." That's fine, sister. Now sign here, and here's your tax-deductible receipt.
    "Thanks. And I just wanna sa--"

    And my name is
    I'm the best one-man show
    That you'll ever see
    Yeah! Come out! Come OUT!

    Say, 'Baby'.
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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