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Bigger Chest 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 32 (↑8)
Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 6/29/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (Vocals), Recisio (Licensed backing track) (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • 91st among the Dementia top 100 for 2009 (belowaveragedave)
  • 2 Weeks on DT20, peaking at 12th (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child (belowaveragedave)
  • This is officially Below Average Dave's 100th downloadable parody. . .101 if you count ASCAP, but that one is not available for download like the other 100 (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Mold Me!!

    Please Build Me Up
    Trainer Guy, Help me build my chest
    Trim my thighs, I want nicer pecs
    Make me large, I'll work out all (Panting)

    I won't give up
    Running hard, I'm feeling like death
    Fifty yards, Running out of breath
    No Heath bars, gonna build my (Panting)

    I set my goal here, wanna to drop a size or two
    I think maybe I'll keep building my whole life through
    I want to be full stocked like a pantry
    No stews, or Dew, this dudes, all new
    Diet's gonna make me look so damn cool

    Being big boned has really become taboo
    Choke on steroids and jump in a canoe
    All my muscles will soon look all pretty
    I will go on those G.N.C. shop sprees
    I'll look even better when I shave my body

    Doing push ups
    Every night, Gonna lose this butt
    Jump for joy, strengthening my gut
    Done with bars, Time to do some (Panting)

    Time to beef up
    Build my abs, Do sit ups all week
    Looking fab, Building like a Greek
    Like a barge, Pulling up for (Panting)

    You'll be impressed by these new aerobic moves
    and you've gotta love the fact that all my hair's removed
    So what if I look like everyone else at the gym
    At least on the beach I'll be looking so slim
    and there is no more fat on any of my limbs

    You'd think diff'rent if you had to walk in my shoes
    I'm glad I no longer look like I ate the zoo
    I got sick of all the rejection
    So I found myself a trainer and got his inspection
    And now my body redefines perfection

    Ya'll can't keep up
    I have cried, Want my buns so tight
    My good side, Is that left or right
    Working hard, Gotta drop ten (Panting)

    Keep pumping up
    Like a barge, I'm a bit obsessed
    Getting large, Like them ads for Zest
    All enlarged, Even in my (Panting)

    Want to bulk up?
    It's no joy, Gotta crunch a bunch
    Ain't no boy, I can pack a punch
    I'm in charge, I'll build up my (Panting) (hey hey)

    I'll never stop
    Popping veins, I'm in such good health
    Takes some pain, modeling brings wealth
    Staying hard, I don't mean my (Panting) (ooooo)

    If you don't push yourself dude
    It's like giving up son
    Getting bulk ain't fun
    and you've just begun

    If you can't push yourself dude
    I don't mean to be rude

    You've got to suppress that chest
    get out now 'cause I'm just not impressed

    Couldn't keep up
    Lazy guy, so you've got man breast
    But not I, and you look depressed
    Looking large, See you lose your (Panting)

    I'm filling up
    Muscle's fine, Looking great at last
    So divine, while I'm pumping gas
    Looking hard, staring at my (Panting)

    You can't keep up
    Right said Fred, Sexy for this shirt
    To my head, everybody flirts
    Living large, Letting out a (Panting)

    Just one more pump
    Bulk once more, Slightly larger chest
    What's that noise, Ripping out my vest
    This hurts hard, think I'm 'bout to (Singer Blows Up)
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    Messages about the song: "Bigger Chest"
    davidtanny   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-18-09 01:24 AM  -  10 years ago
    Your song will be played on Show #45 of The David Tanny Show podcast sometime in August.

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