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Close The Window 
By: Karl Brown
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Duration: 2:44 
Release Date: 3/14/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Karl Brown (karlap) 
Music By: Karl Brown (karlap) 
Produced By: Karl Brown (karlap) 
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Licensing: CC 
Keywords: BATHROOM HUMOR, FARTING 
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  • Received its world premiere at the MarsCon Dementia fan Showcase on March 8, 2009. (karlap)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I'm standing by the bus stop
    On one warm fine springtime day
    The bus arrives in no time
    And I'm on my merry way
    The bus is not too crowded
    And I find a seat with ease
    And through the open window
    Flows a most refreshing breeze

    The bus stops at the next stop
    And I see her looking fine
    She steps up pays her fare and turns
    And locks her eyes with mine
    I feel a premonition
    Of What soon will come to be
    She steps right by three empty seats
    And sits right next to me

    That's when she farts and then she screams
    Close the window
    She farts and then she screams
    Close the window
    Yes she blows a big old fart
    And it rips the seat apart
    But still she screams
    Close the window
    Close the window

    Close the window
    Close the window
    Close the window
    Close the window

    I really must escape
    This rancid odor sickly sweet
    I stand up, turn around, step back
    Select another seat
    The window sticks and jams
    But I pull hard and jerk it free
    But I do not realize
    Who's standing right in front of me

    Until she farts and then she screams
    Close the window
    She farts and then she screams
    Close the window
    Yes she rips another fart
    Strong enough to stop my heart
    But still she screams
    Close the window
    Close the window

    I've many miles to go
    But I cannot take anymore
    I stand up, pull the cord
    And blindly stumble to the door
    I stand there doubled over
    As I gag and retch and cough
    Until the driver finally
    Stops the bus to let me off

    One final look around
    And I behold a sight to see
    Everybody holds their nose
    As she is unsuccessfully
    Trying to conceal the mess
    That is leaking through her dress
    But still she screams
    Close the window

    Yes it's obvious from her dance
    She has gone and pooped her pants
    But still she screams
    Close the window
    Close the window
    Yes she farts

    (karlap)
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