Wal-Martian Rhapsody  By: Eric Brown

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Duration:	4:54
Release Date:	2/7/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Music By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Produced By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Released By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Published By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Licensing:	CC (giveme_comedy_or_give_me_death)
Keywords:	QUEEN, WAL-MART

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This song is a "country-fied" parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. (knowtalentagency)

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Wal-Martian Rhapsody by Eric Brown I need some light bulbs, and Triple-A batteries. My wife needs some tampons And Ben-Gay for her sore knees. It's getting cold -- I should get some anti-freeze. I'll go to Wal-Mart and save a few pennies. 'Cause it's not very far to go, Lots of stuff, prices low. But I don't like to go there, 'cause Wal-Martians give me the willies. I pull in the parking lot. Walk through the sliding doors, The greeter welcomes me once more. I plan to buy a lot of stuff So I grab a cart to push around the store. Wal-mart, ooo I hope that I find everything 'Cause I don't want to come back here tomorrow. Buy it now, buy it now --- Man, I've got to drain my bladder. Urinate -- that time has come. Gotta find the men's room door. I can't stand it any more. Excuse me, everybody -- I've got to go! Gotta push y'all aside and face the loo. Hey, man - oooo ... Don't stand next to me! I really wish that I'd gone in the stall! Who is this weirdo standin' next to me? He's a freak! He's a freak! He's a certified psycho! Tattoos and noserings - very very frightening me! Outta here! Outta here! Outta here! Outta here! Gotta get out here right -- back to the store! Now I'm in aisle 2 looking for Ben-Gay. Lady on a cell phone, big butt in my way. Three kids jumpin' round and I cannot get through. Can't go left, can't go right - will you let me through? Big mama! No - she will not let you through - let me through Big mama! No - she will not let you through - let me through Big mama! No - she will not let you through - let me through Will not let you through - let me through Will not let you through - let you through No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me through! She's oblivious, she won't move aside for me ... For me ... For me!!!! I don't think I can deal with this aisle-blocking manatee! I've got to get out of this Wal-Mart to save my sanity! Wal-Martians - they are driving me crazy! Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here. As I leave the checkout It occurs to me Since I came to Wal-Mart, that means I'm a Wal-Martian, too. I forgot the tampons ...... (dad-gummitt ...) (knowtalentagency)

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