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Duration: 4:12 
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Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: BMI  #27022496 (artpaul) 
Keywords: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, CHRISTMAS, SPOKEN WORD 
Song Lyrics:
Hi, I'm your, I'm your Uncle Frank
I'm Uncle Frank and I you know
It's that Christmas time
It's that Holiday time
You know it's that time of year
You know you like to do something sentimental
You know kind and nice and
Well I thought I send you a voice mail
And while I was doing it I kind of wrote a poem
I well it's a poem or a song or I don't know
I thought I send it to you
I really like you I thought I send you this and
Tell me what you think sometime
Maybe send me another card back
Or or you know you don't have to anything
Just enjoy it or whatever
You know here it is
It's called The Other The Other Christmas song
Thought they have a Christmas song
They need another one
So I came up with another one
I hope you like it
It's called it goes yeah it goes like this
I I wrote it all myself
I it I toke me a little bit of time
Maybe a couple minutes
I did it this morning
When I was you know watching the news a little and stuff
Anyways it goes like this
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jack the Ripper stabbing at your nose
Yuletide Carols being sung off key by a smelly Choir
Oh yuck
And folks in warm climate dressed as eskimos
Believe it or not
You know they got a big bundle coat on
And it's warm out
I mean what's up with that
Everybody knows a turkey selling mistletoe
Helps your wallet to unload
And tater tots left in the microwave too long will explode
That's why Santa's on his way
He's loading lots of goodies on his plate
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see with all that food he eats the reindeer can still fly
So I'm offering you this simple you
This simple sentimental phrase
To kids from 100 pounds to 92 tons
Why do they eat so much ?
I mean oh is it the cookies
Or I don't know they just keep eating and eating and eating
Although it's been said many time many ways
Keep your day job you bum
Okay there it is that's my little message
you know it's sentimental
You know I hope it helps you
You know during your studies or whatever your doing
You know if you know you gotta job somewhere
You're frustrated you know just think about me
And think about this message
And hope it blesses your life
You know I'll be praying for you
And thinking about you
And and Aunt you know the aunt and me
You know we're gonna come there
And she's making this really these turnips
You know you know the same turnips
You eat every year they're kind of hard
Well she's gonna make some for you
I hope you like them
We'll come and visit you
I've got the car and we'll drive down there
Anyways have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year either way
And we're gonna see you sometime soon
So you know I hope you clean up the apartment a little
Okay that's it bye
(artpaul)
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