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Duration: 3:00 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Trey Parker/Marc Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Trey Parker/Marc Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Parker/Stone/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Columbia (Sony) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Hilarity Music, Inc./Winding Brook Way Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • This song is one of the ones appearing on the album that even South Park couldn't get away with in their Xmas special. On the album, Kenny's lyrics are muffled, presumably since he wouldn't be recognized any other way. Here are the full lyrics with Kenny's parts "unmuffled". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Howdy Ho
    The Virgin Mary was sleepin'
    When Angel Gabriel appeared
    He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
    and Mary thought that was weird
    Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
    I blew a guy last year."
    But then Gabriel said to Mary,
    "My child, have no fear."

    'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
    And still be a virgin, Mary
    You can suck all the dick you want
    And still not be considered flawed
    Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,
    You're still a virgin in the eyes of God

    There was no room at the inn
    When Mary and Joseph did arrive
    But they were so very tired, you see
    And Mary had to offer a bribe
    Since she had no money
    How would she pay for a place to sleep?
    Gabriel appeared to Mary
    And told her not to weep

    'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
    And still be a virgin, Mary
    You can suck all the dick you want
    And still be the mother of Christ
    If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
    to suck a dick and get a room for free

    Then, three wise men did appear
    Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
    They said that they had followed a star
    And missed a woman's touch
    Mary thought she might pleasure them
    But could not take them to bed
    But again, Gabriel appeared to her
    And this is what he said:

    You can suck all the dick you want
    And still be a virgin, Mary
    You can suck all the dick you want
    Every one in the nation
    ******** ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
    And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

    So, you can suck all the dick you want
    And still be a virgin, Mary
    The donkey and the ox and the lambs
    And even the little drummer boy
    Folks will remember your name quick
    They'll say, "Damn, that b***h could suck a dick!"
    'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy

    'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy
    You can suck my dick!

    ©1999 Hilarity Music, Inc. BMI/Winding Brook Way Music ASCAP
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.7 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    12-09-12, #MMS-160
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