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Rank this week: 41 (↑11)
Duration: 3:52 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Traditional (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Traditional (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Parker/Stone/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Columbia (Sony) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • In the South Park episode (46), Stan's psychotic sister, Shelley, sits at a piano, badly sings this song and does a slow burn while Stan and Kyle sit on a couch behind her and annoy her by giggling and making faces. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I saw three ships come sailing in
    On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
    I saw three ships come sailing in
    On Christmas day in the morning.
    And what was in those ships, all three?
    On Christmas day in the [laughing]
    Shut up TURDS!
    ..was in those ships, all three?
    On Christmas day in the morning.

    The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing]
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day..
    The Virgin Mary and [more laughing]
    Shut up TURDS!
    .. Christ were there
    on Christmas day in the morning.
    And let us all rejoice again
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day
    And let [laughing] I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
    ... all rejoice again on Christmas day in the morning

    Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing]
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing]
    Shelley got up, and killed the turds.. [laughing]
    On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
    [Smashing piano noise] [AAAHHH!]

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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