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Rank this week: 27 (↑16)
Duration: 2:25 
Release Date: 1985  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: John Hadley (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: John Hadley (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Published By: Sony/ATV/Tree Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #325982 
Song Lyrics:
Well, I'd much rather have a frog in my throat
Or a porcupine stuck to my face
I'd much rather have a bug in my ear
Than a dog hangin' 'round on my leg

Your girl asked you home to meet momma and daddy
She told them that she thinks you're nice
But there's trouble ahead and you wish you was dead
If you don't take this friendly advice

Don't pet the dog
Don't pet him whatever you do
Because he ain't been fixed, he knows some tricks
That'll sure make a fool out of you

Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance

You say it's ok, try to push him away
What's his name? Does he sit up and beg?
You try to be cool, but you look like a fool
With a dog hangin' 'round on your leg

Don't pet the dog
He gets it confused with romance
Just leave him alone or the next thing you know
He'll be asking your ankle to dance
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 8.4 (3 votes)
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