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Duration: 5:51 
Release Date: 1992  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Ruthless/Priority (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Song Lyrics:
Come on over, honey
And give your uncle Dolemite a kiss
[*kissing sounds*]
Well, what you want, baby?

Would you tell me a story?

You want me to tell you a story?

Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story
about the badass Eazy-E
He was drinking whiskey and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad muthafu-

Gimme that goddamn book!
Here, let me read you this one
Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?

Deck the halls with balls of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....

Merry Christmas muthafucker!
[*Gun Shots*]

[Verse 1: Eazy-E]
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm riding that cot under the mistletoe
Now dashing through the snow
In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches)
Over the hills I go
Laughing at this ho
Nuts on rich and ring
Making me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this ***** tonight

So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey
Ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick
Oh yay!

Tis the season to get bitten
Compton crime lick
And I'm smoking all this s**t

Ho ho ho come sit on my face..
I mean, lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas
Ho ho

I want a sleigh ride
A Christmas Eve stick of rum
She said I slide down the chimney in a pool of ***
A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks
Get some Rudolph the red nose rein..
Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstopper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the North Pole
I want to be having a good time ******' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know what's up
I said here's some candy canes eat'em up
I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes
Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot
I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy
I want him to shake me ??
So all on the hunt, bon appetit
And a condom in a nut tree

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buckwheat

Buckwheat is a waskal
That stole Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls
f**k ya wishes
I not happy, overjoyed in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
No s**t on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts
When I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearing on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all that f***ing bulls**t got played when I was five
Years old, just stay young, bold writing
Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids, don't cry
When you find out that Santa Claus is just a f***ing lie

On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A muthafuckin' K, b***h

Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those bitches

I saw mommy f***ing Eazy Claus

Close the door, little b***h
I'm getting these draws

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop

I don't give a f**k
I'm getting Christmas cot
Ho ho ho and away I go

[Ho 1]
Ol' Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole!

[Ho 2]
Well where's our s**t?

[Ho 3]
This m**********r's cheap

Shut the f**k up, bitches
And go back to sleep!

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
(Yo black, I want a job)
For my Christmas, all the fucked up people
Want some corn-on-the-cob
A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a *****'ll eat some
Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops
Now who's caroling outta my window
Smokin' a indo
Mechalecha hi, make a high note

[Unknown 2]
Get out my f***ing yard with your carols
You wanna get busy and Santa like a..
I am a rhymer
The FN clan will make s**t slam, it's Christmas time
The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam

[Unknown 1]
Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
Yo black, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

Yo, here comes the FN clan rough and rugged
with a rump pa bum bum
A rump pa bum bum

Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
And have a fucked up new year

You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

And they all went to prison
And lived fucked up lives ever after
The End
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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