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Rob Me I'm a Tourist 
By: Jeff Reuben
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Duration: 3:04 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 12/9/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Rob me, rob me, rob me, rob me, rob me, I'm a tourist!

    I left my wallet on the tour bus...

    That's me I'm standing
    on the left of the escalator
    I'm blocking locals, in a hurry
    Push me to the floor
    I ask them for directions
    Fifty times, make corrections
    They're getting pissed:
    They're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist

    Got my cam-er-a
    My tacky t-shirt's on
    Act like my outfit rocks
    In sandals and dark socks
    A thousand pictures are planned
    Me and a garbage can
    Block traffic now
    They're gonna rob me I'm a tourist

    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

    You're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

    I'm getting boisterous and loud
    So many sights to see
    Got my New York map upside-down
    Walking around DC
    I just don't understand how
    The locals are so dumb
    I tell them everything
    Is better, where I come from

    I'm acting like a punk
    I'm getting way too drunk
    You think I'm impolite
    I think I'm always right
    Without a care I stroll
    I walk into a pole
    While I'm knocked out
    Go on and rob me I'm a tourist!

    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

    You're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

    1979, at the age of eight Jeff Reuben goes to the beach and pees on his parents beach towel (Da na na na na!)
    1984, Barcelona, Jeff gets gored in the Running Of The Bulls (Da na na na na!)
    1993, Jeff and his crew visit a mall in Ohio to get a picture with a Euclid Square Sign (Da na na na na!)
    1999, Jeff Reuben travels to Vegas and gets beat up by 58 Elvis impersonators (Da na na na na!)
    2005, Jeff and his friends pretend to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with their hands and heads (Da na na na na!)
    2007, Jeff goes to New York and eats fish from the Hudson River (Da na na na na!)
    On May 28th of that same year, Jeff gets hives (Da na na na na!)
    2008, Amiright parodist Jeff Reuben records
    Rob Me I'm A Tourist!

    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
    I'm a tourist
    Oh oh oh I'm a tourist
    (belowaveragedave)
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