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A Christmas Letter (Ambulance Version) 
By: Art Paul Schlosser
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Rank this week: 45 (↑2)
Duration: 3:13 (artpaul) 
Release Date: 2008  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: CC (artpaul) 
Song Lyrics:
Merry Christmas I did it with your X
And The Tax Collector came over and gave us more tax
Your cat was pregnant and had 8 cats
And one of them is peeing on your computer

Is that the ambulance ?

How is you trip going up there in France
How are all the cousins, uncles and aunts
I did the wash today and shrunk another pair of your pants
And then I broke the sugar bowl and now we have ants

I hope you don't mind I invested our CD in a stock that wasn't very meaty
And now our retirement is kind of teeny
Our insurance went up because I crash your car
I also ran up a big bill at the bar

But I love you and miss you and I really care
I hope to see you here by new years
We can waltz and do the tangle
But not with your CD (of your favorite band the bangles)

Because unfortunately I dropped it last week
And the cat that was peeing on the computer gave it a leak
I love you forever and a day
Desperately broke and spending your pay

Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
Played on 1 show:
12-19-08, #MMDT20_08-50
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