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Bland 
By: Wolverine
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Duration: 3:06 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 11/26/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Wolverine (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: AmIRight All Stars (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M. (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Bland are the words that they wrote (Just repeat)
    Think about the lyrics
    Wonder why it makes you snore
    And bland are the words that they sang (Now I bleat)
    Think about this song that made dough
    Wonder why you hear it no more

    If you are confused, I don’t know why
    They wrote the lyrics as easy as pie
    The words will repeat before the song ends
    Due to this scheme they have no more friends

    So bland are the sounds that they make (R E M)
    Think about your culture
    Wonder why the 80’s rocked
    And bland is this tune, for your sake (I hate them)
    Think about this song that charted
    Wonder why this chorus I mocked

    This song was lampooned by our god Weird Al
    His “Spam”, worthy, and prove it I shall
    If their words were grades, then “Stand” would be failing
    Lyrical smiter
    Writer I’m jailing

    Bland is this same melody (Kill me please)
    Dull composition
    Don’t know why this garnered time
    And bland like tasteless potatoes (On my knees)
    Think about the fans that they tricked
    How did this get trendy, a crime

    If headaches were coins, then I’d be enriching
    Every replaying
    Baying and bi***ing
    This song was peaking, Billboard number six
    That must have gave the Devil his kicks

    So what (WHAT)
    Does this mean?
    The lyrics, insipid
    North or West, who cares a whit?
    Now “Spam” (SPAM)
    Was fitting
    The OS just repeats the words
    Never made sense at all

    Why does the song continue (On and on)
    What about me standing
    Looking here or yonder’s cool?
    I’m sure I will lose sanity (Good sense gone)
    Listening about falling trees
    Calling reason, God what a tool

    Soon ending my depression (This ends soon)
    Probably not aggression (“to the moon”)
    Your feet are needing to get you to flee
    (belowaveragedave)
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