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Bowl It 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 37 (↑12)
Duration: 5:47 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 4/5/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: soundclick (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I strapped clown shoes on as they started to stare
    Sweat had dripped off my face, had drank way too much beer
    An arrow's in my mind, and the board is really clear
    I'll Roll it, Just Roll It

    I did approach, released the ball from my hand
    I gave it all I could hit the gutter again
    The pins they all stood up, my team-mates had laughed again
    I dropped it, yet I'll try it again

    Just Bowl It (Bowl It)
    Roll It (Roll It)
    The ball just weighs too much, hold it
    Other team's bowling nothing but strikes
    It doesn't matter if they bowl it right

    Just chuck it (Chuck It)
    Just loft it (loft it)
    Control it (troll it)
    I missed it (missed it-ooh)

    My average dropping, my team's losing again
    Hit it down the center, oh Split it's 7-10
    I tried to pick it up, the fowl light is blinking red
    I crossed it, just crossed it

    I have to show them my head isn't all air
    Man left another 5, can't strike and rarely spare
    They'll strike it, then they'll pick it
    the handicap isn't fair
    But roll it, OOPS wrong lane it's my bad

    Just Bowl It (Bowl It)
    Roll It (Roll It)
    Gotta hit it now can't leave it
    Really not lucky, can't hit it right
    It never matters can't bowl for my life

    Just toss it (toss it), Chuck it (chuck it)
    Think a Man is in the closet
    Showing off straight ball, a curve from the right
    It doesn't matter who loses tonight

    Just Bowl It Bowl It Bowl It

    Throw It (Throw It)
    Roll It (Roll It)
    No one wants to really blow it
    Showin' my anger, fumin' all night
    Ball flirts with gutters
    to left and the right

    I Bowled it (bowled it)
    Lost it (Lost it)
    Another week to feel I tossed it
    Brother just beat me
    He's 'bout half my size
    Really don't matter
    That I'm 25

    I Bowled it (bowled it)
    Rolled it (rolled it)
    Darn this time I can't control it
    Went to the 10 pin, hit it just right
    Left all 9 others, can't play the sport right

    Gosh darnit (darnit)
    Split it (split it)
    Tired of feeling so embarrassed
    Always tomorrow
    I'll quit this tonight
    Blame it on oil
    I threw it just right

    Current Rating 9.3 (3 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Bowl It"
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  06-30-09 04:45 PM  -  12 years ago
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-30-09 04:42 PM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d Oops, try this one
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  06-30-09 04:02 PM  -  12 years ago
    That's your artist page.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-30-09 10:28 AM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d Please combine with this one
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