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It's Still Whack-A-Mole For Me 
By: Jeff Reuben
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Rank this week: 30 (↑5)
Duration: 3:07 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 11/26/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "It's Still Rock N Roll to Me" by Billy Joel (belowaveragedave)
  • Re-recording of his earlier hit from this year (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    "What's the matter, why you sick now baby,
    Didn't like that last teacup ride?
    Let's head over to the arcade, Pumpkin
    Maybe I can win you a prize"
    On a mission to win toys for my honey
    I can't win a bear, till I spend a lot of money
    Everybody's riding on the roller
    Coasters, but it's still Whack-A-Mole for me!

    What is wrong with my reflexes, sugar?
    I don't know how I got so slow
    By the time I try to smack that rodent
    He pops out of another hole
    Lost again, I can't hide my frustration
    I best get some speed, and improved coordination
    Out-classed, kids laugh, even if I place last
    It's still Whack-A-Mole for me!

    Whoa, I grab my hammer smashing drinks so they splatter
    Hit the game attendant in the spleen
    He asked with a frown
    "Is security around?"
    It was time for me to flee the scene
    Time to find a new machine

    Finally outscored some punk teenagers
    But this nine-year-old kid's an ace
    So I walked up to him with my game hammer
    And I smacked him upside his face
    He bit my hand, I swung again, he was dodgin'
    I kicked him in the crotch, then I whacked him in the noggin
    Beat up, young pup, hope his dad don't show up
    It's still Whack-A-Mole to me

    What's the matter, why do I keep losing
    Am I drunk or am I a klutz?
    Should have driven to the toy store, bought a
    Teddy bear for just twenty bucks
    Blew my cash, and I shuddered from a cold chill
    Hope my girl don't make mountains out of a molehill
    Sweat-soaked, I'm broke, no joke, lost the stroke
    No more Whack-A-Mole for me

    Maybe I'll go beatin' on some groundhogs, baby
    But no more Whack-A-Mole for me
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