Country Club of Tattered Greens  By: Jeff Reuben

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Duration:	3:17 (belowaveragedave)
Release Date:	2/24/2007  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day (belowaveragedave)

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Start at the driving range I only dream that I might get a par Looks I get are strange When I hook my shot and I hit a car I step up to the tee At the country club of tattered greens Shot goes in the trees And I can't find my ball, these weeds are tall Had fifty balls I lost them all I lost them all I lost them... My driver's gone, stuck in the tree above me My friends are laughing and now I am seething Sometimes I wish that I'd stuck to Golden Tee Can someone find my ball? Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Fo-re Held up the group behind Searching for the balls that I can't find Had to take a dive Swimming in the lake, can't find my ball Why is she uptight? The beer cart girl and I are gonna fight Not a pretty sight She gave me a black eye, and I took a fall She had the gall To kick my ball I lost the brawl I lost it... My friends are gone they all say they don't know me Stuck in the woods, covered with poison ivy I grab a wedge so I can beat my caddy I still can't find my ball Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck, Du-uck, Go-oose I lost my ball I lost it... I really caused a scene At the country club of tattered greens Stuck on hole thirteen And I don't have no balls cause I lost them... That gopher took a rock and threw it at me Between the eyes, a blow that sent me tumbling Stuck in this ditch I hope someone will find me But hey, I see my ball! (belowaveragedave)

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