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Twinkie King 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 37 (↑7)
Duration: 4:45 
Release Date: 9/27/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Silver Springs" by Fleetwood Mac (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I could be your Twinkie King
    Soft crust, sweet cream filling
    Warm and moist I'll make you scream
    Your big Ding Dong, I'm so thrilling

    So I'll sing you this ditty
    Corny but, I'll fill you
    Baby please be my Ho Ho

    So Cup Cakes, please be my boo
    Choc'late, topped with icing
    Be my little donut hole
    If you're full, you must hate me now--woah

    You may think I am nutty
    Like a bowl of fresh cashews
    Honey, grow on me like mold

    Green mold

    And you may need a soft oven mitt
    Can you handle all my rolls

    I'm trying to flirt with you but you just laugh at me
    I'll be your sugar baby but you think I'm crazy

    I wannabe your Snickers Bar, but you want to melt me
    I know I'd satisfy you, but you are not hungry
    I'm crunchy like mounds, it's profound--yes I really adore you
    (Let me be your man!)
    I'm all twisted and bound all around like a pretzel for you boo
    (Let me be your food!)
    Love you like Milk Duds, be my Fudge, and you know I will be true
    (I don't make much sense)
    I'll be your Milky Way, yes someday cravings start inside you
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