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I'm Archived 
By: Kernel Raspberry feat. Jeff Reuben
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Rank this week: 33 (↑7)
Duration: 2:38 
Release Date: 9/22/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "I'm on Fire" by Bruce Springsteen (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Turned on my Mac for some web date fun
    Hit on fifty-eight girls, but heard back from none
    It's been a real hard drive
    Oh-oh-oh I'm archived

    I promise, baby, to be good to you
    But you like tall guys, and I'm 4 foot 2
    Wish I could grow higher
    Oh-oh-oh I'm archived

    Well now, I'm not funny, don't work out, won't cook
    or clean up scum--live in a one-bed unit
    With my pet snail and my mum

    But finally a girl who says she'll date me
    She's got twelve kids, shingles, body
    Odor, warts, and fleas
    And her face, took a look and cried
    Oh-oh-oh she's archived
    Oh-oh-oh she's archived
    Oh-oh-oh she's archived
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