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Rank this week: 32 (↑20)
Duration: 4:11 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 6/17/2007  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Stuart McArthur (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (You'll appreciate my input)

    Sweat Betty
    Sweat Betty
    me and you
    SHOULD do all the stuff that Fred and Wilma would do NOT
    so why not slide...
    up my hide...
    and kiss "The Barney Stone!"s
    one on EACH side - they're not cockeye'd (...though there's also one of those)
    so since you've stacked away the rockery...Bed-
    rock Barn-ey instead
    I want to play inside your cave now Bamm-Bamm's safely tucked in bed
    ROCK............or rocking CHAIR
    I want to
    yabba dabba DO you
    every yabba dabba where


    You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
    so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
    You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
    so let's do it like a Stone-Age self-discovery couple

    [ funky beats drown out ensuant activities, then.... ]

    more suction than your "mammoth" vacuum cleaner
    Fred might
    be/a/Twinkletoes at bowling, but it's ME whose wiener's cleaner
    caveman stubble?
    adventuring DOWN in
    your quar-ry?
    to say "I'M dinosor-ry!"
    then would/you/let
    (on "BC"D)
    with MY bird camer-a!
    coz if the Water Buffa-loes see that, they'll make me Grand Pooh-bah!
    I'll brush your HAIR then you brush mine
    with my new fine-toothed porcupine
    and then we'll do it Jetson-style
    "Pterodactyl Air" Mile...

    ...High Club!"

    You and me Betty, aint nothing but Rubbles
    so let's do it like those New-Age self-discovery couples
    (do it again now)
    You and me Betty, like kissing unflanneled
    so lets do it like they do on the PreHistory Channel

    (getting horny now)

    (Horn Section)

    You and me Betty, irresistibly charming
    so let's do it like they do in the PreHistory carvings
    (do it again now)
    You and me Betty, wanna test the arena
    so let's do it like Tyrannosaurus Rex and Regina

    (do it now)
    You and me Betty, yeah, babe I'm excited!
    so let's do it like a horny pair of sabre-toothed tigers
    (do it again now)
    "Barney Bonks Betty" would be a top-rater
    so let's do it coz who knows, we might outrate Wally Gator

    (getting horny now)

    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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