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Rank this week: 33 (↑14)
Duration: 3:37 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 7/15/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Merry & Pippin (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Merry & Pippin (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Merry & Pippin (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Merry & Pippin (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    "The problem is all a lack of lead," I said to she
    A stance it is needed for to keep my weaponry
    Go eat some kelp or just go huggle up a tree
    There must be fifty ways to p*ss off PETA

    I said I really don't consider soy a food
    As for fur, a God conserving'd not have made us in the nude
    Said I eat meat for health and she briskly came unglued
    There must be fifty ways to p*ss off PETA
    Fifty ways to p*ss off PETA

    Have sea otter snacks, Max
    Bake a Babe ham, Sam
    Make a spotted owl pie, Guy
    It's very tasty
    Dolphin's a must, Gus
    There's no need to cuss such!
    Serve chopped manatee, Lee
    It's calorie free

    Oh, skin a few mink, Mick
    Club a small seal, Neil
    Now don't have a cow, Sal
    'Cus it's leatheretty
    Harpoon a whale, Dale
    You don't need a rare snail trail!
    Just buy ivory, Dee
    On the black markety

    She said it grieves me so to think those quaggas slain
    I wish there was something I could do to make dodos live again
    I said "Don't appreciate cats, so would you please restrain
    away your shifty strays?"

    She said Bonsai kitten folks just keep me in a fright
    And I'm relieved that with warnings our petitions set them right
    Tried to enlist me, and I realized she was some brain cells light
    There must be fifty ways to p*ss off PETA
    Fifty ways to p*ss off PETA

    Sew a guinea pig stole, Joel
    Catch a big shark, Clark
    Drink a treefrog milkshake, Jake
    Let Ted Nugent be
    Oh you shop for fur muffs, Duff
    Those chinchillas don't cost much
    It's her annivers'ry, see
    It's very styley

    Eat condor eggs fried, Clyde
    Make a roo rug, Doug
    You catch lots of rare fish, Trish
    Set none of them free
    Stun a raccoon, June
    Well all under a full moon
    Fur's very pricey, see
    But nice and cuddly......
    Current Rating 8.8 (2 votes)
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