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Crazy Love for Splinters 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 2:27 
Release Date: 6/9/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Hazy Shade of Winter" by The Bangles (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Climb, Climb, Climb
    Because I need to eat

    (Termites Rocking Out!)

    Climb, Climb, Climb
    We really love your trees
    We love your new house
    We'll have a feeding spree
    We are far worse than fleas

    Hear the sound
    Ate the town
    As you cried
    It's our Crazy love for splinters!

    All the food that you eat is bland
    Don't really like wood fried
    We would rather sprawl and hide
    and eat your Big Grand
    We will turn it into sand

    Chowing down
    Can't be drowned
    Though you'll try
    It's our Crazy Love for Splinters!

    Don't call Terminix my friend
    We don't want to leave today
    Can we work something out, Okay?
    Please comprehend
    We must eat to be living

    Tent surrounds
    See a guy
    With one swipe
    And I'm scrambling for my life

    So I guess that you disagreed
    and you bought their damn guarantee
    But you still can't get rid of me

    (Solo Termite Grows his Rocking Army)

    We'll rebound
    Make no sound
    Never die
    Fill our Crazy Love for Splinters!

    Yes I vow
    That somehow
    I will eat your house, time to chow

    Like a cow
    Chews the ground
    We shall be avenged, I avow!

    You ask how?
    Look around
    When you leave, we'll tear chew house down!
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