The Cooking Song by Art Paul Schlosser

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The Cooking Song
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	4:31
Release Date:	2008 (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Produced By:	Kyle Wrend (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #13439016 (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, COOKING, FLY JOKES

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Song Lyrics:

Not anyone can be a chef at a very fine restaurant
Not any one can make a sandwich at a very nice delicatessen
No it takes more than boiling water yeah cooking takes skill
Yes it shouldn't be left to amateurs or will all get really ill

Customer:Waiter Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup
Waiter: Okay I'm looking at your soup and looks like he is doing a dance

Now that your a baker there's a few things that you should know
Make sure your hands are clean and please use a clean bowl
Don't use too much yeast or too high will rise the dough
And please don't pick your buggers or to a different bakery will all have to go

Customer: Waiter, Waiter there's a fly, there's a fly in my soup
Waiter: That's no fly that's my wife

Say if it makes you proud and glad to be the local cook
Make sure you use the right ingredient go strictly by the book
It's what the food taste like not just how it looks
And please don't charge to much or everyone will call you a crook

Customer: Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my soup
Waiter:Okay that will be 5 cents more because then it's got protein

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