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Bangin' Paris Hilton 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 2:59 
Release Date: 5/16/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
Song Lyrics:
Parody of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

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You wake up in the back seat
Of a junkyard taxi
Wondering why your memory's so mooshy
You're in someone else's Speedo
And you smell like glue and Cheetos
"Tinkerbell" tattooed on your tushie

And as the coke clouds clear
And your pupils reappear
There's flashbacks of a blondorexic girl
Just a stupid spoiled ho
Poundin' shots at Stupideaux
And soon it all makes sense and you hurl

'Cause you've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every way!
You've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Are you high?
Bangin' Paris Hilton! You're probably gonna die
Real soon

If you wind up getting itchy
She will blame Nicole Richie
Or else Attention Deficit Disorder
But she'll love it if you bring
Lots of booze and blow and bling
And don't forget your video recorder

Her dog stinks up the room
Like her album and perfume
That's why her family doesn't mind jails
And despite her global fame
She forgets her own name
That's why they put it on the hotels

Where you've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every way!
You've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton! And her mom!
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Invite some friends along

Paris is
My role model!
She can roll!
Model too!

We've all been
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every way!
We've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton! Yes indeed!
Bangin' Paris Hilton! 'Cause we're sick of Tara Reid

Bangin' Paris Hilton!
Bangin' Nicky Hilton!
Bangin' Kathy Hilton!
Bangin' Barron Hilton!

[Repeat to exhaustion]

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Current Rating 9.3 (4 votes)
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belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-23-08 02:21 AM  -  12 years ago
Very well done, as always
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