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Smelt You on the Bus Line 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 33 (↑7)
Duration: 3:11 
Release Date: 3/17/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • 3 Weeks on DT20, peaking at 4th (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oooh, I sat on down right next to you
    but my lord it made me want to puke
    Killing the flies, they fall to the floor
    From your shirt a green haze
    was stinkin' like a corpse
    My eyes were turning red as I prayed
    My nose was in disarray

    Cantcha tell I smelt you on the Bus Line
    Stink to high heaven covered in grime
    Yeah you smelt bad on the Bus Line
    Oooh I'm itching from your head lice
    Stanky, Stanky Blaaa
    (I smelt you on the Bus Line and you need to take a shower baby)

    (oooooooooo. .oo. oo.o)

    Oh man I really don't want to pry
    But your cologne's been misapplied
    Take a bath, oh that is what I plea
    Lose the stench and it will set you free
    Dude, You've got mold on your head
    and the stench would raise the dead

    Great Scotts, I smelt you on the Bus Line
    Odor so bad I wanted to die
    Oooh, forgot to wipe your behind
    Tore up my nose, yes you're a gag line
    Stanky, Stanky ehh

    (Smelt crud on the Bus Line and you really need to check your hygiene )

    (OOOooo. .O. oo.oo.ooooo)

    People run to the back when it's you they see
    Deodorant gave you the third degree
    But somehow I got stuck by you
    Get off now, this place smells like a zoo
    I just can't take no more
    Oh Bus Driver Please open the door.

    So I don't smell you on the Bus Line
    Now I'm sure that I'll be fine
    Oh No, you're stinking up the Bus Line
    OOo, Think I'm gonna stay behind
    Jeese you Stinkin' yeah

    (Ran off of the Greyhound 'cause your stench just may've killed me shady)

    (yeah yeah yeah)
    Stanky Stanky I know
    (Smelt you on the Bus Line and I couldn't see my destination)
    that you think it's a joke

    (yeah yeah yeah)
    said I smelt you on the Bus Line
    (Stanking up the Greyhound and I can't take no more breath no baby)
    Oooo I smelt you on the Bus Line

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    Current Rating 7.7 (5 votes)
    Messages about the song: "Smelt You on the Bus Line"
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-31-09 02:05 AM  -  12 years ago
    A Volume improved version of this song has been uploaded, any DJ's who need it please let me know.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-07-09 02:49 AM  -  12 years ago

    Stavro Arrgolus:
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  05-07-09 02:15 AM  -  12 years ago
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-07-09 01:55 AM  -  12 years ago
    Could someone correct the "duration" on this song, it's 3:11 . . . I don't think I could have even fit one full verse in 45 seconds :)
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