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By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 36 (↓36)
Duration: 3:53 
Release Date: 12/12/2007  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Drive" by Incubus (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    First I,
    I kicked a bee hive, and a bumble bee stung my rear
    I cried
    I must go against my health
    So I can persevere
    I'll always pick "Dare"

    It's stripping to my shorts
    as I drink another ale
    All my neighbors squeal

    Frankly I
    am stuck here in this bind
    all these dares are quite unreal

    I'll run nude without blinking, This I swear
    Around the farm while eating fries, yeah
    I'll win, tell me truth or dare, please don't stare, I'm still bare

    So then you
    provide your secret, so another round that you'll survive
    But I said "dare" another time and you said go hand jive, ohhh-oh

    It's getting quite hardcore
    it's the ground on which I lay
    while all my friends have gathered round
    Oh man, I'm starting to think that when they call my name,
    "I'll Lose" they vow

    Whenever you're picking me, I'll say "Dare"
    Don't mind the harm, pain filled cries--yeah
    Although you are hurting me, I'll pick dare, No Truth Here

    Would you choose laughter over crime
    Give a break this time

    Even eating roach whip cream, I'll pick Dare
    Set off alarms and eat mud pies--yeah
    Won't tell you my secrets dear, I'll say "Dare", Though I'm scared

    Doo Doo Doo
    Mountain Dew
    drinking from a shoe

    No Truth No, boo-hoo hoo hoooo

    Doo Doo Doo
    Let's play clue
    This game makes me blue

    No more, no more no-oooo
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    06-14-09, #BAD_06-14-0912-15-07, #ROTP_173
    12-30-08, #BAD_12-30-08
    = Show you can listen to online
    Messages about the song: "Dare"
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-10-09 01:56 PM  -  12 years ago
    A new volume updated version of this song has been uploaded
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