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  • In the lyrics below, the bits in italics are spoken along with the song by an angry sounding guy and the rest is sung by a far too happy sounding chorus. The comedy is in the quick switching between the two. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    When the headline in the paper always makes you sad,
    remember to read the comics, they will make you glad

    Dagwood really bothers me, I wish that he would die
    I'm sick of seeing him run out the door
    and smash into that guy
    And I don't know why I read "Marmaduke"
    It never makes me laugh
    I'd like to break into his doghouse
    and kill him with an ax

    Comics, comics, reading them is fun
    On gloomy days the comics bring a little sun

    Why "Garfield" is so popular, I'll never understand
    I'd like to turn him into dog food and squish him into a can
    And then there's "Andy Capp", that drunken little twit
    I'd like to take his little body and squeeze it like a zit

    Comics, comics, they make everybody smile
    If you don't believe me, just you look at them awhile

    I don't mind "Hi & Lois" though, Y'know? That's kinda cute, that one. I like the little kid, the little baby, she sits by the window and the sunbeam comes in. That's cute, I like that one. But I don't like the other ones. The other ones are lousy. Yknow?
    "Hi & Lois", it's got something. It's got that, uh, je ne se quis, whatever, or whatever ya wanna call it....

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.7 (1 vote)
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