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Rank this week: 4 (↑35)
Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 1980  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Idle/Du Prez/Chapman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Idle/Du Prez/Chapman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Eric Idle (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Arista AL 9536 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Kay-Gee-Bee Music Ltd./Ocean Music Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #973781 
  • Since this song was edited for time to fit on the 'Contractual Obligation Album' LP, in the interest of completeness, the lyrics from the complete version as heard on 'Monty Python Sings' are presented here and the short dialog 'introducing' the song as it appeared on 'Contractual Obligation' is included. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Ahem...The "doctors" are here, Señor Beresby.
    Beresby (with French accent): Ah, terifique.

    Inflammation of the foreskin
    reminds me of your smile
    I've had ballanital chancroids
    for quite a little while
    I gave my heart to NSU
    that lovely night in June
    I ache for you my darling
    and I hope you get well soon.

    My penile warts, your herpes
    my syphilitic sores
    Your moenelial infection
    how I miss you more and more
    Your dhobi's itch, my scrumpox
    our lovely gonorrhea
    At least we both were lying
    when we said that we were clear

    Our syphilitic kisses
    sealed the secret of our tryst
    You gave me scrotal pustules
    with a quick flick of your wrist
    Your trichovaginitis
    sent shivers down my spine
    I got snail tracks in my anus
    when your spirochetes met mine.

    Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis,
    Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
    Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
    Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

    My clapped out genitalia
    is not so bad for me
    As the complete and utter failure
    every time I try to pee.
    My doctor says my buboes
    are the worst he's ever seen
    My scrotum's painted orange
    and my balls are turning green.

    My heart is very tender
    though my parts are awful raw
    You might have been infected
    but you never were a bore
    I'm dying from your love my love
    I'm your spirochaetal clown
    I've left my body to science
    but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

    Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis,
    Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
    Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
    Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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    Messages about the song: "Medical Love Song"
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