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| Since this song was edited for time to fit on the 'Contractual Obligation Album' LP, in the interest of completeness, the lyrics from the complete version as heard on 'Monty Python Sings' are presented here and the short dialog 'introducing' the song as it appeared on 'Contractual Obligation' is included. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Ahem...The "doctors" are here, Señor Beresby.
Beresby (with French accent): Ah, terifique.
Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.
My penile warts, your herpes
my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
how I miss you more and more
Your dhobi's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis
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