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The Quack 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 28 (↑3)
Duration: 3:37 
Release Date: 12/10/2007  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I see this doctor and I think that he's a quack
    My blood drips to the floor while he eats one more snack

    My life flashed 'fore my eyes and my fear for him grows
    For soon I will be dead, or so I suppose

    I saw the chainsaw pulled out of his new back-pack
    Nurses fall to the floor, the doctor has gone whack

    I feel the pressure mount and so I began to pray
    I'm no crybaby, come Fridge Penguin save the day!

    Dr. Quack's coming, oh he's ready to attack
    No use shouting for help, 'cause soon I will be hacked

    I hope he goes away, don't want to face the axe
    Guess I picked a bad day to fall and break my back

    It's then that I woke up alive, I made it through
    but when I got home, the true horror was due

    If I worked everyday until my life is done
    This bill'd still haunt me till the day my life was gone

    I got a huge bill, these doctors are all on crack
    I don't make that much cash in 10 years, that's a fact

    I laid for one week there, it's not the fate I chose
    They want my kidneys, organs and all that I own





    This operation's tainted!

    They're on crack!

    Isn't right!

    Got no soul!

    They're charging me a ton!

    and I thought I died. . .

    The operation's tainted



    They're all Quacks!

    Yeah. . . . .

    Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

    Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

    Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

    Oh no no no no no no no no no no no
    Current Rating 8.3 (2 votes)
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