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Rank this week: 32 (↑7)
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2:07
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12/22/1985 (Tim P. Ryan)
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| Nasty Xmas songs set to happy little tunes always seems to fit in no matter how times change. The kids are always ugly, everyone's always broke afterward and Santa's always drunk- well, you'd be, too, if you had ugly, spoiled little bastards wailing at you all day. | - Stavro Arrgolus |
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| This was issued on a 45. (Tim P. Ryan) |
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Christmas- a special time of year
Suicides, moldy fruitcake and shoplifting
Santa- he's fat and smells like beer
You know he ripped off all the toys that he'll be bringing
Tinsel, holly, mistletoe
Heart attacks from shoveling snow
Beggars in the street
Eating reindeer meat
Maybe it's someone you know
(HO! HO! HO! COUGH! HACK! COUGH!)
Christmas- a time for shopping sprees
Your credit rating's on a sleigh ride to disaster
Checkbooks, cash and credit cards
will all be there to help you make that sleigh ride faster
The yuletide season's just begun-
"Christmas sucks and so does Santa!
Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah
Nyah Nyah
Nyah Nyah!"
Time for office party fun-
"Jingle bells, Rudolph smells
Hope he runs away!"
We're sick of making toys
For ugly girls and boys
We know why lions eat their young
(HO! HO! HO! COUGH! HACK! COUGH!)
Christmas is something to avoid
Pushing, shoving, biting, scratching, screaming, kicking
Christmas is like a hemorrhoid
It's here today
Gone tomorrow
but will flare again next year
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
9.0
(4 votes)
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| Played on 22 shows: |
 | 07-18-20, #AOTA-200718 |  | 12-14-08, #08-50 |
| 12-21-19, #AOTA-191221 | | 12-05-08, #MMDT20_08-48 |
| 12-10-17, #MMS-220 | | 12-15-03, #XM-30 |
| 12-10-16, #AOTA-161210 | | 12-15-02, #02-50 |
| 12-07-13, #AOTA-131207 | | 12-13-92, #92-50 |
| 07-20-13, #MMS-164 | | 12-16-90, #90-50 |
| 12-15-12, #AOTA-121215 | | 12-17-89, #89-51 |
| 12-04-11, #MMS-145 | | 12-20-87, #87-51 |
| 12-20-09, #09-51 | | 12-14-86, #KMET-86-50 |
| 12-06-09, #MMS-132 | | 12-07-86, #86-49 |
| 07-19-09, #MMCZ-09-27 | | 12-22-85, #85-51 |
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