That's My Cooking  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	2:58
Release Date:	9/20/2007  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC
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Parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin (belowaveragedave)

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(In My kitchen where Ramen's king When nuke meets spoon and blows up things) When the oven flames high like a pyro surprise That's My Cooking When the chef seems to cry cause I blew up his pie That's My Cooking The Pan Stings Oh-my-god-it-stings, Hate-this-cooking-thing And I screamed "s**t or Dammit" Grilled Cheese baked over-cooked-today, always-burnt to-shame Not a way to impress eh? When the noodles turn blue because I'm such a fool That's My Cooking When someone eats my meat and blood drips on their feet Food is raw When you smell all my stink bet you know to be running away-oy vei Silly Me, tongue in cheek, the story of the week That's My Cooking When the Toaster blows high like the 4th of July That's My Cooking (that's his cooking) When the class laughs and cries like Weird Al just stopped by That's My Cooking (that's his cooking) Alarms ring ring-a-ling-a-ling, sirens-scream-and-sing And fingers fling in my face I just say tried-to-cook-today, tried-to-cook-okay No I can't eat my cheese cake (yucky cheese cake) If the food makes you drool just like DiGiorno's do Not My Cooking If you want to eat wheat without feeling tipsy Don't call me When you walk in on me and It's burning the ceiling, oh help me please Excuse me, I warned thee, back before you met me That's My Cooking (My Cooking) That's My Cooking. . . . (belowaveragedave)

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