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Duration: 2:48 
Release Date: 1985  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Both Barrels Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Originally from the 1985 album- "Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hey Santa Claus, you ****!
    Where's me f***ing bike?
    I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
    I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice
    Ya worn out geriatric fart; you forgot me f***ing bike!

    If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked
    And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
    You've stuffed me bloody order up
    It's enough to make you spew
    And I'm not the only one who's snakey
    Me sister's dirty too!

    (female voice)
    Hey Santa Claus, you ****!
    Where's me f***ing pram?
    You promised me you'd bring me one; you remember who I am
    'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
    I'll give you f***ing 'ho ho ho'
    You forgot me f***ing pram

    (male voice)
    Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
    And I'll let your f***ing reindeer go and kick Rudolph in the nuts!
    You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
    And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
    And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it
    Hey, mums and dads, you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
    And don't listen to him, boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies
    He's just a **** tank and a pervert and he's not even very bright
    'Cause the old f***ing wanker forgot me f***ing bike

    You wait, you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
    Tell me old man on you
    He's gonna punch your f***ing lights out

    'I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus'
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 8.9 (2 votes)
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