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Duration: 5:43 
Release Date: 1984  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Both Barrels Music/CBS Records Australia (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Originally from his 1984 tape- "Your Average Australian Yobbo" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Ah, the Festival of Life is 'in' to save my ******' soul
    They don't want me drinkin' **** or screwin' round no more
    But they've got ******' Buckley's chance; I'm giving you the score
    Still the Festival of Life keeps tryin' to save my ******' soul

    It's Saturday afternoon at last, it's what you've waited for all week
    Relax and put the feet up, turn the footy on TV
    You're expecting Vern and Bluey round, they'll probably stay all night
    A coupla mates and a coupla beers - aw, Christ, this is the life

    Well, here they are already, you just heard the car door slam
    You wedge yourself out of your chair, get up to let 'em in
    But it's some wanker that you've never met, with a briefcase in his hand
    Some prick just out of Bible school, who thinks he's God's right hand

    Halleluiah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah


    'I'm Elder Robbins 'n' he's Elder Pike 'n' we'd like to talk to y'all
    'Bout eternal salvation, won't take but a minute or more
    We got a book we think y'all should read, 'bout how y'all should live
    My, what a charmin' home y'all have - y'all mind it we come in?'

    'Well, I'd love t'invite yer in yer know, but the joint's a ******' mess
    And there's an orgy ragin' in the lounge, and every ****'s undressed!
    And I'd love yer to meet the missus, Shirl, but she's a bit crook in bed
    She says she's got a real sore throat through givin' too much head!'

    Gobblegobble, gobblegobble, gobblegobble


    All snuggled up on Sunday mornin' and you wake up with a horn
    You grab the missus on the arse, oh, Christ she feels so warm
    The scene is set, the mood's just right, you're about to slip it in
    Then - (knock knock, knock) - there's that ******' door again!

    'Good morning, sir, did I get you up?
    Sorry, I'm David and this is Pam
    We're missionaries who've come to talk of Man's eternal plan
    And to discuss the holy future and reflect the holy past.'
    So you flash your dick and scream 'I'll holy shove this up your arse!'

    Up your arsehole, up your arsehole, up your arsehole


    Well, it's not like it's just once or twice, it's every damn weekend
    Now how d'ya think they'd like it if we done the same to them?
    You know, turn up on their doorstep at a time they least expect
    Try and ram our way of life down their ******' necks!

    Just imagine for a minute the reception that you'd get
    With a couple of stick books in your hand and a carton on the steps
    And your missus chewin' chewin' gum in a really low-cut dress
    And you in thongs and overalls-you know, your ******' Sunday best!

    What a yobbo, what a yobbo, what a yobbo


    Gidday, we're pissed-up testecostacals, I'm Kevin and this is Shirl
    We've come to introduce you cunts to a whole new ******' world
    We've come to preach the good news, we think it's what you need to hear
    We'll show you more fun in five minutes than you've had all ******' year!

    Now you, sweetheart, you come with me and I'll teach you how to sin
    And Sister Shirl, old sort, 'll suck your sav until your 'ead caves in
    Aw s**t, your missus just fainted, so we won't bother comin' in
    We'll just **** off back to our place-just drop ten bucks in the tin

    'Nother carton, 'nother carton, 'nother carton

    (chorus x2)
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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