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Duration: 2:38 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic 92828 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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This routine is a hallmark of Carlin's 'later period', designated by rants, anger and general hostility rather than the wordsmithery of years past. Although much of Carlin's material during this time was still insightful, too often, the rants would put off the fans of his earlier work, including your editor.

This bit is an exception to all that and demonstrates the comic timing and technical wordplay ability that Carlin still possessed, but had been missing from his act for so long.
- Stavro Arrgolus
Song Lyrics:
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Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality
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Affordable prices, money-back guarantee.

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So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation
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And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe
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And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.
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saying thank you.

Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther
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deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit DEEPER, you miserable
no-good dumbass f***ing consumer!'

©1999 George Carlin
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 9.5 (1 vote)
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