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Rank this week: 34 (↑21)
Duration: 4:13 
Release Date: 1974  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Monte Kay/Jack Lewis/George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Little David LD 3003 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Dead Sea Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Song Lyrics:
The first.... time the child hears lyrics are nursery rhymes. And they hear them at that much more gathering age- all through zero through five. And that's their first introduction into bizarre behavior. You've thought about your nursery rhymes. Quite a gang we had in there. They were all on on obvious various drug experiences. Each of them has his or her fave. I got to thinking of this one night when the word Snow White just passed my mind, I thought- Snow White..right! Try to figure, y'know. I didn't know whether it was smack or coke and I thought- can't be smack; too much housework to do with those seven little devils around. Some..something to pep you up. Something to make you want to wash the garage. A little something for the nose.

The seven dwarves were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Maybe some hash, make a little holiday for him, "hey...thanks, man, hey down here.." Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy- too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. Always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget because he was..Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs; he was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

Other people in those nursery rhymes. Old King Cole? Figure what they did.

"Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he,
He called for his pipe; he called for his bowl.."
I guess we all know about Old King Cole. He wanted to get high and listen to the fiddlers!

Hansel and Gretel discovered the gingerbread house about forty-five minutes after they discovered the mushrooms..."Yeah, I see it, too."

Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow is a rather obvious one. With silver bells and cockle shells and an acre and a half of killer s**t!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie
Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, "Holy s**t, am I high!"

Mary had a little
Mary had a little lamb
It's stash was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
They'd both enjoy the blow!

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and they rapped for about an hour and a half

Goldilocks was a speed freak looking for a place to crash. It's obvious. Who else would go to a bear's house? And you notice she didn't eat much. Little porridge, right in the sack. I know what's happening.
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 8.5 (1 vote)
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