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Parents' Cliches And Children's Secret Answers 
By: George Carlin
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Rank this week: 24 (↑25)
Duration: 3:20 
Release Date: 1977  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Monte Kay/Jack Lewis/George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Little David LD 1075 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Dead Sea Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Song Lyrics:
Then there were the cliches; lazy language. But we had answers for those cliches, man. Kids had answers for those cliches. We didn't get to deliver them, you know. No sense getting the s**t beat out of you every day. But we had answers. The most popular and used child's answer that went on, I think, without the parent hearing it was- "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- Huh? No, no, I didn't say anything. Well, thinking out loud, I guess."

Hey, you really want to make a friend of your parents? Contradict them in front of their friends. Oh, they love that. "Wrong, Ma!" "Don't you ever (SMACK!) contradict me (POW! WHACK!) in front of my (CRUNCH!) friends. It didn't matter what they said; we had an answer. "Don't you understand English?" "Not fully, no." "How many times do I have to tell you?" "Six. (WHOP!) f**k, thought you were looking for information, Ma." "Don't talk back to me!" "Huh?" "Don't talk back!" "You're teaching me a language, aren't you? You're telling me no more practicing?" "I'll wash your mouth out with soap!" "I'll blow bubbles out my ass!" "You just wait 'til your father comes home!" "Eh, hot s**t! That m**********r never comes home. Thanks, Ma, I'll see you later. I'll be bad for a week."

There's one last cliche. Not everyone got to hear it, but it was out there. "I have tried to be both a mother and father to you." "Go f**k yourself!" "That's the thanks I get..." "That's the thanks you get." Sounds like a bum deal.
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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