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Marry me, Jerry Falwell
I know deep down inside you love me
You're so cute with your jowls
and your homophobic howls
It can only spell matrimony
Marry me, Rush Limbaugh
You won't need those pills to get high
'Cause I'll treat you so right
All through the night
I'll give you dittohead till you die
My head's in a spin, how can I choose?
If I settle on one, the other I lose
They're such macho guys, and super king-size
My heart's gonna blow a fuse
Marry me, Pat Robertson
It would be a match made in heaven
And I know you'd be so sweet
You'd keep me off the street
So I couldn't cause another 9/11
Marry me, Ricky Santorum,
Though you think it's too different and new;
You say it's bestiality
Well, I'd have to agree
'Cause I'd be an animal with you
I'm not really *****, but when you are near
I'd leave my hetero ways behind
When you pontificate, it's hard to think straight
It's true what they say, love is blind
Marry me, Dicky Cheney,
'Cause your daughter won't have me, it seems
And if I could trouble you
Please ask George W.
To stop appearing nude in my dreams
I guess the only solution
Is to amend the Constitution
'Cause you're the king of hearts and honey, I want to be your queen
©2004 Dan Hart (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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