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Duration: 3:20 
Release Date: 2003  (Sonic SBL) 
Lyrics By: Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL) 
Music By: Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL) 
Produced By: Da Yoopers (Sonic SBL) 
Released By: You Guys Records/Hoolie Man Music (Sonic SBL) 
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Song Lyrics:
I'm a turd, I come from your butt
I used to be food in your gut
You poop me out in the toilet bowl
Now I'm floating in the water staring at your butthole

Please rescue me before I drown
'Cause I can't swim, a-don't flush me down
You fartin' me out, I'm your creation
So take care of me; it's your obligation

Hold me, love me, squeeze me, hug me
I'm your butt baby
I'm your butt baby... yeah!

You can set me in the sun till I turn hard
I'm your buddy, you can be my pard
Dress me up, take me to town
You could show me off to all the pretty girls around

Keep me in your pocket, set me on your lap
Do what you want, I won't give you crap
This turd don't mind a little love
But don't squeeze too hard
When you give me a big old hug

Hold me, love me, squeeze me, hug me
I'm your butt baby
I'm your butt baby... yeah!

Yeah, you poop me out in the toilet bowl
Now I'm floating in the water staring at your butthole
Please rescue me before I drown
Because I can't swim, don't flush me down!

Hold me, love me, squeeze me, hug me
I'm your butt baby
I'm your butt baby
Hold me, love me, squeeze me, hug me
I'm your butt baby
I'm your butt baby...
Yeah!
(Sonic SBL)
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Played on 1 show:
11-17-03, #ISGD-03-47
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